Pattern Giveaway : Bronzer and Teeth Whitening Nightmare


I am a big fan of Pattern Junkie, it's very funny plus she has a nice shop. I think this pattern is right up her alley, but I couldn't come up with a funny enough line to describe this bronzer and teeth whitening nightmare. Come up with a good line, write it in the comments and I'll send you the pattern. It's a size 12 dated 1977 so it's got the mandatory Charlie's Angel vibe. You can comment on that too if you are so inclined.

17 commentaires :

  1. Well to me it gives the same feeling as a Disney forrest monsters, you know shinny eyes behind the trees.
    And by the way Lady A looks exactly the same as a Goldie Hawn in 80's..

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  2. Wow talk about accidentally falling asleep in the tanning booth by mistake!

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  3. View a looks like Farrah Fawcett and the others how we all tried to look like her.

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  4. I'm pretty sure view C is pouting because she got the ugly dew-lap collar that was more 60s than 70s.

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  5. Didn't know bronzer was that popular back in the 70s...

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  6. The hair and makeup styling is remarkably similar to the new Sex & the City Movie, overdone and ignored. Too much mystic tan, too little enamel on their poor teeth.

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  7. Given that this was from 1977 I'm gonna go ahead and say "it ain't bronzer". Those girls got that way from a bottle of "bain du soliel" (the orange gel kind, remember?) and a long weekend at the local pool.
    The teeth, I can't explain.

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  8. andrew7257705 juin, 2010

    The oompa loompa stepford wives lovechildren....

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  9. You know, a good tan always makes your teeth look whiter. :-)

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  10. Bain de Soliel Angels- View B looks like me when I used that "orange stuff and fell asleep in the sun.
    A California Dream Girl for sure!

    Penny

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  11. I have several patterns with these girls on the envelope. They are creepy, kinda like Charlie's Steford Angels.

    And that wasn't self-tanner, it was the real thing! If these girls were real, they'd look like Magda in Something About Mary by now.

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  12. Oops, I meant Charlie's Stepford Angels!

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  13. Annie, Bettie, and Donna were ready for their closeups in the Farrah Fawcett Lookalike Contest, but Chloe mistakenly made up like Olivia Newton-John and was disqualified.

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  14. I think that view C is still swishing the Kool Aid around in her mouth.

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  15. The Native American Appropriation Chesire Cat look

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